Best of RGIII’s press conference one-liners

Too much of the last month has been spent on the boring parts of Robert Griffin III, like debates over his running style, and arguments about his recovery timeline, and in-depth fever dreams about the precise shape, color and flexibility of his knee ligaments.

That stuff, though, is not why any of us became sports fans. We became sports fans — or at least, we should have become sports fans — so that we could enjoy funny press conference one-liners. And in that regard, RGIII may have had the best rookie season in NFL history.

Fox 5′s Lindsay Murphy helpfully collected them all in one place. Despite having seen them all before, I laughed out loud at least three times, and I don’t usually laugh.

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