“I just remember a few years ago we had Miguel Batista on the team, and we showed him how to fold up the Bazooka bubble gum wrappers into little airplanes so he could shoot ‘em onto the field,” he said. “And as soon as we showed him that, every day he would shoot five or six of them into the outfield trying to hit the right fielder or left fielder or whoever it was out there. I don’t think he ever accomplished the feat, but we all joined in on the fun and had a lot of competitions out there.
“That was pretty funny. We enjoyed that a lot. More than anything, we enjoyed watching Miguel fold those bubble gum wrappers constantly in the bullpen. We saw them the next day all cut up in the grass because the mower ran over them.”
It’s all fun and games until someone in right field loses an eye.
BECAUSE YOU DON’T READ THE PAPER
* The Redskins can still fill needs without a first-round pick.
* Ross Detwiler has found his comfort zone.
* The Wizards didn’t get much in exchange for Jordan Crawford.
* Georgetown takes the lead in preserving the Catholic 7.
TWEET OF THE NIGHT
The offseason has been rough on Kirk Cousins.
Realized today that I’m getting old…the hygienist at my dentist appt was younger than me…first time that’s happened. Oh well.
— Kirk Cousins (@KirkCousins8) February 21, 2013
QUOTE OF THE NIGHT
Nats catcher Kurt Suzuki on Ross Detwiler:
“He’s just so kind of — not goofy, but he’s so relaxed. He has a good time. You see him smiling a lot.”
PHOTO OF THE DAY
Just a cart full of Nats. Nothing to see here. (via @trevin8)
HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY
Kevin Seraphin and his brother have a pretty great handshake.
WHAT TO WATCH TODAY
Nuggets at Wizards, 7 p.m. on Comcast SportsNet. All TV/Radio listings here.
RGIII DEDICATION OF THE DAY
The city of Copperas Cove, Texas, is naming a street after Robert Griffin III. “The wording for the agreement is being discussed, but it would allow for the construction of Robert Griffin III Blvd to span from Martin Luther King Blvd to Old Copperas Cove Rd.”
You know you’ve made it when they give you a Boulevard.
CUTE ANIMAL OF THE DAY
And now, a sea otter playing basketball.