The new Griffining: posing in front of wedding gifts

The old Griffining: sitting on the ground, hands raised in triumph. The new Griffining: posing in front of wedding gifts?

Probably not, but this photo definitely made me chuckle, paying homage as it does to the ridiculous furor surrounding RGIII’s Bed Bath & Beyond haul.

“Opened half our registry last night, my fiancee thought we should take an RGIII schtick pic,” reader @B_Maz wrote.

As for the rest of this tale, “Darling, you know and I know that everything is straight between us at last beyond the furthest abstract definition in metaphysical terms or any terms you want to specify or sweetly impose or harken back…” to quote Dean Moriarty, which is to say, it’s kind of too trippy for me to make sense of.

Dan Steinberg writes about all things D.C. sports at the D.C. Sports Bog.
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