UrbanDaddy kayaking item takes shots at the Nats

Jeez, lose 9 of 11 games, and all of a sudden even the UrbanDaddy items about kayaking trips down the Anacostia River are taking shots at the local baseball team.

“The Nationals this weekend: simply atrocious,” reads this notice about Ballpark Boathouse, a new kayaking outfit. “But it’s okay. We’re not here to talk about futile hitting or disappearing playoff hopes.”

Good! Later, the item suggests a course past RFK Stadium.

“You’ll be in no danger from the other team’s home runs,” it promises. “They fly in the other direction.”

I mean, is it 2008 again or something? What’s going on here?

(Via Readers John and Ryan)

(Note: A previous version of this item incorrectly suggested the UrbanDaddy item was an ad. It did not involve any sponsorship or advertising. Apologies.)

Dan Steinberg writes about all things D.C. sports at the D.C. Sports Bog.
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