If a boring Redskins player acted out a scene from “Jerry Maguire” for Fox 5, it would likely be boring.
When Alfred Morris does it, though — complete with forgotten lines, stretches, vocal exercises, a frustrated fall to the ground, a hug with an anchor, a puppy-dog-like desire to please and a celebratory home run swing — it’s kind of endearing.
Maybe the owner can show this to Jerry Maguire? Speaking of which…
Trying to decide if I wanna watch oblivion with Tom cruise in my hotel room.. Yes or no?
— Denard Span (@thisisdspan) July 30, 2013