Davey Johnson on why the Nats can’t date porn stars

August 21, 2013

(Toni L. Sandys/The Washington Post)

Davey Johnson did his weekly appearance with the Junkies on 106.7 The Fan today, and it produced yet another best-ever quote from the Nats manager.

“I’ve got scouts out there that you guys have been really raunchy today,” Johnson scolded the Junkies shortly into their interview.

Jason Bishop then explained that they had been discussing the news that Red Sox slugger Mike Napoli apparently is dating a porn star who goes by the name Rachel Starr.

Johnson’s reply: “Well none of my guys could, ’cause we can’t score.”

[Moment of Bog silence, because there’s nothing else that can possibly follow this up. It’s simply too good.]

That was obviously the peak moment of the interview, but Johnson also talked a little bit about Cal Ripken becoming a manager one day (“If he wants to, but I think he’s got too many other commitments”), Orioles owner Peter Angelos (“I don’t know that anybody has a good relationship with Angelos”) and parting ways with Roger Bernadina. The full segment is below:

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