Martell Webster, John Wall do baseball pantomime

Reports have been circulating for weeks now about John Wall and Martell Webster’s new introductory routine, in which Webster pitches a fake baseball, and Wall crushes it with a fake bat and then pimps it for a moment at imaginary home plate, and then Wall dances just a smidge and people laugh.

I hadn’t seen it, though, until now. So even though it apparently debuted during back-to-back wins over Orlando and Brooklyn, I have to show it to you following a 1-3 road trip that has some fans glum again. So try to separate the road trip from the fact that this is an excellent way to introduce yourself before a game.

Also, kind of amazing that Wall would willingly invite comparisons to his own pitching performance.

Also, have to hope that Colin Cowherd doesn’t get upset.

Dan Steinberg writes about all things D.C. sports at the D.C. Sports Bog.
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