NBC Washington has done several segments this month involving Redskins players wearing GoPro cameras.
One of them focused on autograph seekers. First Robert Griffin III put on the camera and talked to the throngs. Then Ryan Clark did.
“Sign my breast!” one woman demanded. “Sign my breast.”
“That messed me up when you said that,” Clark told her. “Now I’m nervous.”
He later explained his strategy.
“Grab the pen by the very, very end, so you can make sure there’s no unwanted contact,” he told Dianna Russini. “It was weird for her to just say it that way. A good friend of mine told me maybe I should have asked where her husband was.”
Another fan tried to get Clark to sing along with a remixed version of Hail to the Redskins. And a third fan asked him to sign a trading card of Ryan Grant.
“You trying to tell me all black people look alike?” Clark asked the fan.
So anyhow, that went well.