Caps satire tells the future; Z-Burger jinxes D.C. teams

  After the Caps’ 2-8-1 start in February, sports satire site Sports Pickle had some fun with a fake news article with this fake quote from fake Alex Ovechkin (dug up by Dan Diamond): “We’ve dug ourselves a big hole, no doubt about that,” said team captain Alexander Ovechkin, after a 5-2 loss to the […]