The not-so-secret secret guests at the Super Bowl halftime show: Kelly Rowlands and Michelle Williams, for a Destiny’s Child reunion. It provoked many a tweet like this:
DUDE DESTINY’S CHILD JUST POPPED UP OUT OF THE GROUND
— Arabella Jones (@TheArabella) February 4, 2013
Except: True to Queen Bey’s reputation for pushing aside her co-stars, many people were wondering why Rowlands’ and Williams’ voices were so quiet.
Beyonce: “I want Destiny’s Child back together but your microphones will barely be audible. Yes, I’ll pay you.” Them: “DEAL!”
— Jonathan Diener (@jonodiener) February 4, 2013
Cue the jokes about how the other Destiny’s Children haven’t reached the kind of stratospheric fame that Beyonce has:
The non-beyonce destiny’s child members exited the stage directly back into the small cages they’ve been living in since charlie’s angels.
— Blockhead (@BlockheadNYC) February 4, 2013
*other Destiny’s Child members put on smocks, go back to jobs at concession stand*
— Eric Ledgin (@iamledgin) February 4, 2013
It’s crazy that the other two members of Destiny’s Child were available for the Super Bowl on such short notice.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) February 4, 2013
If I had been in Destiny’s Child, I would not have stayed in shape all this time.
— ali waller (@imaliwaller) February 4, 2013