The Los Angeles Clippers' 7-foot-1 power forward wins Christmas.
Seriously, it looked like he wasn't even trying.
Eventually the team conceded it was "left leg tightness." Most. Boring. Secret. Ever.
The Lakers might actually be better off without the 36-year-old veteran.
Celebrities were few and far between in the crowd at the Heat-Cavs game, but the ones who showed up were weird.
Wade talked about LeBron's legacy, jersey retirement, and their off-court friendship.
The point guard had 34 points, 11 assists, five rebounds and five steals, but no Kevin Durant.
There were more cheers than jeers, as James returned to the court where he played for four seasons on Thursday.
The president paused before divvying up gifts for a Toys for Tots charity drive and decided to put the T-ball set in the girls' bin.
Cliff Paul gets some new buddies, including Sebastian Curry, Darius Lillard, Summer Bird and Don Stockton.