I know. We’re all a little Charlie Sheened out. But ... he’s gone from the Torpedo of Truth tour straight to Laser Eyes of Awesomeness With Ryan Zimmerman. Sheen tweets:
thank u DC! awesome night! epic day. the Warlock with the Zim! Nats park a beauty! and TZ is a Rock Star, NOT TMZ.
The Warlock! He’s headed for his next paying gig in Atlanta tomorrow night. The Zim! TZ! You can’t even type that without multiple !s. TZ is on the DL and, Adam Kilgore reports, hasn’t been cleared to resume baseball activities, other than tours of the Nats’ locker room.