Really, nothing says Christmas like helping the hard-to-buy-for 300-pounders on your list take a load off their feet.
Especially when they’re the guys who’ve also helped you land a contract worth more than $40 million.
“I feel like all of them big hogs up front can enjoy the joy that I get from riding my Segway,” Foster, who has had a Segway for a while, said (via the Houston Chronicle). “Guys like Chris Myers and D-Brown [Duane Brown] and Wade Smith, they’re always getting on me about riding my Segway. ‘You can’t walk? You’re too good to walk?’ I was like, ‘No, man. I would just rather ride wheels.’ I saw a little jealousy in their eyes when they were talking about me, so I figured I’d get all the linemen a gift.
“They were very thankful, very grateful. I can’t do anything without them. If there is no them, there is no me.”
Yes, they complete him. And they’ve sprung him loose for 1,313 yards and an NFL-best 14 touchdowns.
Let’s just hope those things come with heavy-duty shocks.