Danica Patrick, race-car driver and frequently scantily clad Super Bowl pitchwoman, can now add awards-show host and teller of self-deprecating boob jokes to her resume.
She and Trace Adkins hosted the American Country Awards in Vegas on Tuesday night. For Patrick, this involved dressing up as a showgirl, which appears to have been the highlight of the show.
“The good thing about me,” she cracked, “is that there’s no chance of a wardrobe malfunction [because, looking down dolefully] … there’s not much to malfunction!”
And, for good measure, she added with a wink:
“I hope that little bit didn’t fall flat.”