Peyton Manning may have experienced one of the worst, most embarrassing, most humiliating, most sobering losses in his career, but internet enthusiasts were trying their best to help him get over it with some tough love.
It doesn’t help matters that he has an expressive face.
Or that he has a younger brother who pretty much pioneered Manningface and displayed it late in Super Bowl XLVIII.
So many faces, so little time. SB Nation offered a translation chart.
What really got the internet cooking were images of Peyton Manning on the phone to … someone.
”Send help” - Manning pic.twitter.com/WAkffdKQ2C— jose3030 (@jose3030) February 3, 2014
Olivia Pope says: ″Sorry Peyton. I can’t fix this.” pic.twitter.com/EjpCPEwpti— LeMixon (@lemixon) February 3, 2014
At least no one pointed out that the phone’s not for callin’, the phone’s for footballin’.
That white Bronco chase from almost 20 years ago came back, too.
Broncos getn ran out da Superbowl B pic.twitter.com/mCXKjsJ7Mb— Trav NEVER Chills (@SKTV_) February 3, 2014
Of course, there was pizza for everybody.
Use the promo code PEYTON when ordering a Papa Johns pizza & when it’s delivered to your house, a Seattle DB will take it from you & eat it.— Rob Fee (@robfee) February 3, 2014
And … Omaha.
Omaha wants Peyton Manning to change his audible call to Council Bluffs— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) February 3, 2014