On Sunday morning, Florida State football’s Twitter account solicited questions for the team’s star quarterback Jameis Winston.
— FSU Football (@FSU_Football) August 10, 2014
The team will select some of the questions for Winston to answer later this week. Chances are, they won’t be selecting any of the over 5,000 tweets (out of over 27,000) that contained both “#askjameis” and “crab.” Which would only be fair, as they were specifically pitching their query to ‘Noles fans, a group that presumably includes very few of the trolls only too happy to remind the school of Winston’s April citation for shoplifting crab legs from a Publix grocery store.
However, just because FSU won’t be highlighting any of the tweets that refereed to Winston’s five-fingered discount on crustaceans, that doesn’t mean no one should. In fact, as a
Publix public service, here are just a few:
— Craig Gilmore (@cgilmore1056) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis i heard your favorite play was the crab and go, will be seeing more of that this season?
— b-wat (@braydenA22W) August 10, 2014
Do you like butter with your crab legs or just a spritz of lemon? #AskJameis
— HollyMoltisantiRamey (@MoltisantiRamey) August 10, 2014
If the moon were made out of crab legs, would you steal it, too? #AskJameis
— Zack Bennett (@ZackTN) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis Favorite animated crab: Sebastian from “The Little Mermaid” or Mr. Krabs from “Spongebob Squarepants”?
— Peyton’s Head (@PeytonsHead) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis if the Publix employees at check out are in man coverage and you’re running a read-option with the crab legs, what do you do?
— ThingsFloridiansLike (@Things4FLppl) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis Of all the coaches you have played for over the years, why did you steal those crab legs?
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 10, 2014