The European Tour got a little too wild on Friday.
In the first round of the Hero World Challenge, his first competition since August, Woods finishes 18th. Out of 18. And his chipping! Oy.
Tommy Morrissey wasn't nervous about a putting contest with his hero.
Stop us if you've heard that before, but the golfer did express plenty of optimism.
Golf Digest wrote a parody piece and Woods wrote a rebuttal. It went downhill from there.
Both have slashed prices.
Despite a quick apology, there's likely to be a fine.
Just a hunch that somebody disabled the governor.