The product is ridiculous, the ad is ludicrous and the jingle is ... actually kind of awesome.
And lo, it was glorious.
It seems the veteran Post columnist doesn't have the Texas A&M quarterback too high on his mock draft.
Every Crimson Tide player gets a reminder at his locker. Thanks, Coach!
Nittany Lions targeted Vanderbilt coach when Bill O'Brien returned to the NFL.
At least they got the part about "national champions" right. So there's that.
Maybe he should give up his NFL dream and just focus on broadcasting.
Quarterback, who will return next fall, will play the other sports he excels in soon.
Tim Tebow, the network's newest employee, will help broadcast the Florida State-Auburn game.
Baylor coach is expected to talk to Longhorns, says he hasn't heard from Redskins.