'I'm only selling them because I got married a year ago and my wife no longer lets me play golf. Actually she doesn't let me do anything fun.'
He will be the third golfer so honored, following Byron Nelson and Arnold Palmer.
The last time Tiger was ranked as low as No. 62, we were all practicing our 'Macarena' moves.
Oh, and it happened at a par-4, for an albatross.
Woods battles an illness to card a good score.
Just a hunch that somebody disabled the governor.
We're pretty sure that's not a real cigarette, though, in the mouth of the Halloween contest-winner. We certainly hope it isn't.
A Scotsman made things much harder, but infinitely more impressive, than they needed to be.
Brandel Chamblee had said PGA Tour Player of the Year was "a little cavalier with the rules."
That second win "took longer than I thought," 18-year-old admits.