And it wasn't really that close.
There have been whispers about how Woods attained his buff physique, but WIlliams, whom the golfer fired in 2011, went out of his way to shoot them down.
The kicker was just joking, but given Tiger's struggles and Scobee's proficiency at golf, it might actually be a competitive match.
The last time Tiger was ranked as low as No. 62, we were all practicing our 'Macarena' moves.
Tiger Woods was by far the biggest, but not the only, story to emerge from the first round at Torrey Pines.
He played 11 holes at a shaky 2 over par before the pain he was experiencing became too much.
Woods battles an illness to card a good score.
In the first round of the Hero World Challenge, his first competition since August, Woods finishes 18th. Out of 18. And his chipping! Oy.
Stop us if you've heard that before, but the golfer did express plenty of optimism.
Real nice, Eldrick.