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Posted at 01:45 PM ET, 09/18/2012

Talk Like a Pirate Day: ‘Yo, ho, ho’ and that doughnut could be yours

Piratz Tavern in Silver Spring pays homage to the pirate year-round. (Marvin Joseph/The Washington Post)
Wednesday’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day is one of the only days of the year that it’s perfectly acceptable to live out your childhood swashbuckling fantasies (the other being Halloween).

It was columnist Dave Barry who dedicated a 2002 column to Talk Like a Pirate Day — then just an inside joke between two New Yorkers, John Baur and Mark Summers — and launched the international phenomenon. If you’re not skilled in the dialect of a seafaring rogue, Barry offered this sage wisdom for would-be pirates:

“To prepare for Talk Like a Pirate Day, you should practice incorporating pirate terminology into your everyday speech. For example, let’s consider a typical conversation between two co-workers in a business office:
BOB: Hi, Mary.
MARY: Hi, Bob. Have you had a chance to look at the Fennerman contract?
BOB: Yes, and I have some suggestions.
MARY: Okay, I’ll review them.
Now let’s look how this same conversation would sound on Talk Like a Pirate Day:
BOB: Avast, me beauty.
MARY: Avast, Bob. Is that a yardarm in your doubloons, or are you just glad to see me?
BOB: You are giving me the desire to haul some keel.
MARY: Arrrrr.”

Here are a few of the Talk Like a Pirate Day events for adults and kids that have turned up locally.

• If you “arrr” with feeling, you can score yourself some deep-fried booty: Krispy Kreme locations, including the one in Dupont Circle, are offering would-be Captain Jack Sparrows a free glazed doughnut; come dressed like a pirate and Krispy Kreme will surrender a full dozen. The company requests that you leave your swords and such at home, however, because brandishing those would be more scary than funny.

• The pirate-lover’s mecca Piratz Tavern in Silver Spring will mark the occasion with a night of “sea shanties, rum and pirate madness.” The fun kicks off at 7 p.m.

• For kids, the Eastport-Annapolis Neck Branch of the Anne Arundel Public Library hosts pirate storytime for preschoolers at 10 a.m. on Wednesday.

• And finally, the Ship’s Company Chanteymen, the best-known sea chanty group in the region, perform at Galway Bay in Annapolis. You can expect to get your fill of pirate songs 8 to 10 p.m.

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