• Want to know why ChurchKey will always packed? The world now has an answer. Science be praised! [City Paper ... with many more answers, too.]
• The overnight snowfall sure was pretty before it went ahead and ruined everybody’s commute. [Duffy's Irish Pub via Facebook]
• If you ride your bike around the District, make sure to download this smartphone app. (No, not SpotCycle). [DCist]
• More details emerge on Mike Isabella’s pair of projects coming to 14th Street NW. [Borderstan]
• Surely we’ll evolve beyond the Chipotle method of meal construction, right? Or is this as good as it gets? Either way, Thaaja is now open in NoMa. [Eater DC]
• Tom Sietsema gives Farmers Fishers Bakers a satisfactory mark in his review of the latest from Founding Farmers. [Post]
• Finally, tonight’s your last chance to go wild at Georgetown’s Third Edition. The bar, where scenes from “St. Elmo’s Fire” were filmed, is going to become an upscale restaurant. [Nightlife Agenda]
