Morning links: ‘District of Crapola’ edition

Soundtrack: Louis CK (with Russian subtitles!); he performs two sold-out sets at the Kennedy Center tonight.

• Which route did Cindy Adams take to get from New York to Pakistan Washington that could be described as "filth"? Or is this all a big Apple Maps misunderstanding? [NY Post]

Reports of Hopslam in local stores -- and psst, PoPville, we know where the kegs are. [PoPville]

• Georgetown Cupcake is reportedly behind on its taxes, to the tune of $189,000. [City Paper]

• Metro is still trying to explain what happened on the Green Line earlier this week. [DCist]

FREE ICE CREAM TODAY! [Eater DC]

• Local artists react to the doughnut shop formerly and controversially known as Cool Disco Donut. [WaPo]

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