Shutdown prompts shutdown pickup lines

Closing government isn’t funny, but resilient Washingtonians and others are trying to make the best of it. And what are you doing? Here are a few #shutdownpickuplines from Twitter, both laughers and groaners:

Want more? Not ready to Shut. It. Down? Here are the best from the departed local Web site TBD.com, from its 2011 list.

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David Beard is a writer, editor and director of digital content for The Post. He also edits The Optimist, a weekly e-newsletter, and has been a foreign correspondent.
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