State of the Union 2013 drinking game

Take a drink for every Cabinet member that enters the House chamber. Take two when the TV host mentions which Cabinet secretary is in an undisclosed location, just in case.

President Obama

President Obama delivering his 2012 State of the Union address (Saul Loeb / AP)

Take a drink for every time John Boehner shows visible discomfort at something President Obama is saying.

Take three drinks if the president says, “Hey, I think we’ve talked enough about gun control; I have new priorities now.”

Take a drink if he mentions that a majority of Republicans polled supports one of his policies.

Take a drink every time a TV commentator mentions that Joe Biden might be running for president.

Take a sip if the president says, “Let me be clear.” (Anything more than that would be dangerous.)

Take five drinks if he points to a polar bear he planted in the audience to illustrate the importance of addressing global warming.

Take a drink if the first lady is there and looks GREAT.

Take a drink if the president reads something written by a child.

Take a drink every time the camera focuses on two lawmakers of opposite parties sitting together. Take two if a TV commentator refers to this as “Date Night.”

Take a drink for every time the camera focuses on Ted Nugent.

Take a drink for every time the president lies. (You’ll know because someone in the audience will helpfully point it out.)

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