The Sochi Olympics Games are just two weeks away, and the nations of the earth are revealing their team uniforms. They are expressions of national pride and prowess in an international “Project Runway.” Some get it right. Some get it wrong.

The men’s Olympic curling team of Norway: Right!

Norway’s Men’s Olympic Curling Team. (Cassie Kovacevich, Loudmouth Golf/Associated Press)
Norway’s Men’s Olympic Curling Team. (Cassie Kovacevich, Loudmouth Golf/Associated Press)

Bold, brash and ocularly arresting. I could totally rock this on the ice or on the pavement. These duds come from LoudMouthGolf.com. You better believe I’ll be sporting some of their offerings come spring. #grabtheshades

The United States Olympic team: Wrong!

The pants look roomy and comfortable. If you like that sort of thing. Then there’s that sweater, which looks like the knitting project of a latter-day Betsy Ross. I mean, I love Ralph Lauren. But, come on, man!

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Jonathan Capehart is a member of the Post editorial board and writes about politics and social issues for the PostPartisan blog.