Welcome Update Readers, and welcome to the annual Definitive Super Bowl Commercial Poll.
There have been other Super Bowl commercial polls, but this is the only one that provides scientifically accurate evaluations. No, the scientifically accurate evaluations are not yours; they are mine. But your evaluations will be of mild interest, too.
Here are the ten top ads.
- So gross
- Dead cat
Once you’ve taken the polls, go back to the update for the correct answers.