Chatological Humor: Sports polls

A pro quarterback known for his accuracy aims at a bullseye five inches in diameter, twenty yards away, around the height of a receiver’s gut. The QB is not suited up, just wearing shorts and a t-shirt. He makes 20 throws.

DisclaimerThis is a non-scientific user poll. Results are not statistically valid and cannot be assumed to reflect the views of Washington Post users as a group or the general population.

An Olympic-quality archer is given the same challenge, with a bow and arrow.

DisclaimerThis is a non-scientific user poll. Results are not statistically valid and cannot be assumed to reflect the views of Washington Post users as a group or the general population.

A standard-sized soup can is place on a two-foot stool on top of home plate. An MLB pitcher known for his accuracy throws at it 100 times, from the pitching mound (a distance of about 20 yards). He can throw any way he wants.

DisclaimerThis is a non-scientific user poll. Results are not statistically valid and cannot be assumed to reflect the views of Washington Post users as a group or the general population.

An NBA basketball player known for his outside shooting stands at the middle of half court. He is given 25 basketballs.

DisclaimerThis is a non-scientific user poll. Results are not statistically valid and cannot be assumed to reflect the views of Washington Post users as a group or the general population.
Gene Weingarten is a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist and writes "Below the Beltway," a weekly humor column that is nationally syndicated.

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