The Illinois congressman Instagrams about the AMAs, selfie-ing with Ariana Grande.
Gobblers, charity and Marion Brown remembrances filled out the end of the week.
Spacey was spotted at a local music store last week looking inconspicuously conspicuous.
"Marion Barry was a great man," Rock said. "He lived a great life. He lived a colorful life."
The veteran assistant gets the sweet top job.
According to D.C.'s all-female DJ crew, Anthology of Booty.
Rep. George Miller (D-Calif.) confirmed this week that he's putting his Capitol Hill home on the market.
A spokesman insists the congressman's facial hair was inspired by something other than his Nov. 4 loss.
The Iraq War veteran and double amputee announced the birth of her daughter on Thursday.
SNL's Cecily Strong probably won't borrow notes from the last woman who hosted the nerd prom.