• Dating: Alex Ovechkin, 26 and Maria Kirilenko, 24. The Caps star made the relationship official Wednesday (after hints by the Montreal Gazette) by tweeting a photo of himself with the tennis champ, currently ranked 28th in the world. “Me and my girlfriend Maria,” he wrote, “she is my queen!!!!” In hindsight, we realize Ovi’s fellow Muscovite was probably the petite woman in hot pink sweats he took to Kafe Leopold in Georgetown on Sunday — but we’re so used to seeing him with dazzling blondes it didn’t occur to us we should know this one.
Read earlier: Alex Ovechkin: Moscow girls make me sing and shout, 10/25/10
• Re-engaged: Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler, 28, and reality TV veteran Kristin Cavallari, 24, she announced Wednesday via Twitter, following a betrothal and split earlier this year. Make this one work, kids; third time doesn’t get a write-up.
• Dating: Former child star (“Roseanne”) Sara Gilbert, 36, and singer-songwriter Linda Perry, 46. Gilbert announced it the old-fashioned way — on her daily TV chat show, “The Talk.”
• Filing: Kris Humphries, who’s seeking a legal separation from Kim Kardashian instead of a divorce, reports People. The NBA star wants to annul the 72-day marriage and pretend he never wed the reality star.