Warning: The following report contains superficial and possibly sexist assessments of male and female public servants dedicated to the future of this country. For the rest of us: Whoo hoo! Time for The Hill’s ninth annual “50 Most Beautiful People,” a.k,a. the Hotties on the Hill list.
And guess who’s ranked #10? Rep. Michele Bachmann — congresswoman, tea party darling and former presidential candidate. How come she hasn’t made the list before this year?
“She is a pretty woman,” the Hill’s editor-in-chief Hugo Gurdon told us. But “having been in the presidential race, she turned to stylists and and enhanced the way she looked. She looked great on the trail.”
Yeah, they went there. (And so did we.) Of course, female politicians rarely talk about their looks, so Bachmann and Sen. Kelly Ayotte declined to be interviewed by the Hill. (Other members on the list: Reps. Nan Hayworth, Jim Himes and Bobby Scott.)
The annual feature is Washington’s guilty-pleasure equivalent of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. By now, you know the drill: A photo gallery of cute young staffers with a sprinkling of elected officials. Like Miss America, you can only appear on the list once, so every year has a new batch of Capitol assets.
This year’s highlights:
• At #1, Max Engling, staff assistant for the House Administration Committee and former model. Is that a black leather blazer and tie? “There’s a certain self-conscious cool about it,” Gurdon noted. “He’s got that designer stubble.” Cute, but the 23-year-old Republican is already married. Second place went to Kardashianesque Carolyn Amirpashaie, special assistant to Rep. Randy Forbes. Also very cute and very engaged.
• More than 400 staffers, lobbyists and politicians were nominated for 2012: Between 80 and 100 were selected for a photo shoot before the Hill staff winnowed the list.
• There are 30 women and 20 men: 22 Democrats, 21 Republicans, and seven who identified themselves as Independents, Libertarian or non-partisan.
• Of the 25 states represented, California leads the pack with nine sun-kissed entries.
• Average age (not counting the elected pols): Women, 27.3; men, 28.7. The youngest is 22, oldest 62.
Not surprisingly: “You do realize people date off this list, right?” a finalist told Hill staff at one of the photo shoots. In fact, there are at least three known couples from "Most Beautiful" lists over the years. Hanz Heinrichs (2005) wed Rebeccah Ramey (2007), Carling Dinkler (2004) and Ayame Nagatani (2005), and this year’s Erik Olson is engaged to Jess Smith (2007). The pair will tie the knot in November.
But the courtship styles of Capitol Hill still leave something to be desired, according to the list’s Brynn Rovito, a lawyer for the Senate sergeant-at-arms who worked part-time as a bartender. “A lot of guys would leave numbers on credit card slips and say, ‘Call me.’ Come on — grow a pair!”
See The Hill’s full list: The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful People, 7/25/12
Read earlier from The Reliable Source: Michele Bachmann raises the fashion bar for female politicians, 1/5/12
Last year: Three bachelor congressman score high on The Hill’s “50 Most Beautiful” list, 7/27/11
From 2010: Senator Scott Brown shies from posing for The Hill’s “50 Most Beautiful”, 7/28/10
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