So. how are things going with that MPD investigation into the mysterious police escort granted to Charlie Sheen?
“How important or famous must one be — how much tiger blood and Adonis DNA must one possess — to rate a police motorcade in the nation’s capital?” ask our colleagues Paul Duggan and Mary Pat Flaherty. “How is such a thing arranged? And what does it cost?”
Somehow, the police department is having a hard time providing answers on this — but that doesn’t mean Flaherty and Duggan can’t have some fun slapping a few officials and spokespeople around in the course of their own investigation.