Is Charlie Sheen a birther? Honestly, we don’t care. But when he implied on a D.C. stage that the president wasn’t born in the U.S. and the young-professional crowd cheered — well, that’s alarming. The audience antics were often more amusing than Sheen’s, reports our colleague Dan Zak, veering “between boos and applause so frequently and quickly that one was indistinguishable from another.” Oh, and guess who was there signing autographs? The Salahis, “inadvertently creat[ing] the event-horizon of a cultural black hole.”
In other news, Dana Thomas dissects the most pressing question of our day — who is designing the royal wedding gown? Either Sarah Burton, Daniella Helayel, Jasper Conran or Sophie Cranston, depending what the rumor of the day may be. Someone British, suffice it to say.