Other interesting stories in The Washington Post:
North Korea could have a royal family to entertain us — but instead, it’s written Kim Jong Eun’s older, passed-over brothers out of the official record. As Chico Harlan informs us, one brother, Jong Chul was last seen at a 2011 Eric Clapton concert in Singapore; the other, Jong Nam, blew his chances when he tried to sneak into Japan on a fake passport to visit Disneyland.
In other news: Is there an inaugural gown curse? Of all the designers launched to fame by dressing first ladies in the past 20 years, only Jason Wu has made a successful business, reports Robin Givhan. . . . Naomi Campbell dodges questions from TV writers about her mysterious Paris mugging.
“Do you see a psychiatrist?”
“Yes, I do.”
“Is once a week regular?”
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