Did you know that a picture of Oprah in flip-flops where it looked like she maybe had a sixth toe — Oprah does not have a sixth toe, fwiw — earned a D.C. photographer $50,000? Annie Gowen explores the small but thriving world of Washington paparazzi, who will be out in full force this week for the White House Correspondents Association Dinner. Meet the guy Shia LaBeouf threw a cup of coffee at. Watch as the Oprah photog totally blows a chance to ask Martin Sheen about Charlie. Hear them brag about their high-speed chase of Russell Crowe on the Clara Barton Parkway. Interesting but maybe not surprising revelation: These guys all hate each other.
In other news: “You have gazed upon the visage of Kate Middleton, or just above it, upon the sculptural clouds frequently affixed to her head, and had one of two thoughts. (1) Where can I get one? Or, (2) Kill it. Kill it before it kills you.” Monica Hesse on British women and their giant hats. .... Also: Lindsay Lohan sentenced to 120 days in jail; her attorney’s appeal and $75K bail gets her out — for now, anyway.