You can never really know what’s going on inside someone else’s relationship — unless, of course, those people are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, a corporate merger so designed and presented for public consumption that we all had an opinion on it. (Ever tell you about watching TomKat’s weird body language at a 2007 D.C. premiere?) Saga of Tom and Katie may be as much about showbiz as about a failed relationship.
Everything you’ve wanted to know about Bryce Harper’s life in D.C.: He lives in a Pentagon City penthouse apartment, “a $9.9 million contract in his pocket and a $20 Weber grill on the balcony,” reports our colleague Adam Kilgore. He hangs out at Clyde’s and Ted’s Bulletin, does his own laundry and (awww!) already considers Washington “home.”
Inside the Romney family vacation: Mandatory attendance, compulsively competitive games (pole-hanging! nail-hammering!) nightly rap sessions about improving everyone’s life. Exhausting!
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