Whatta you looking at? J.Lo. arrives at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
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No Reliable Source in Monday’s paper — our page was completely taken over by Academy Awards coverage and amazing red carpet photos. So in the meantime, please see Ned Martel’s take on Oscar fashion.
And you’ll definitely want to read Monica Hesse’s dispatch from the Vanity Fair Oscar party, where her progress through a sea of stars was halted again and again by the stupendous dimensions of Jennifer Lopez. (“And since you want to know: The tush is firm and springy.”)
Here’s one alarming excerpt:
“Steven Tyler and a dead ringer for Cloris Leachman are pressing their foreheads together in some sort of deeply spiritual communion. She runs her fingers through his hair and murmurs, ‘I’m only 85.’
“There are some things one cannot unsee.”
See also: Celebritology: Watching Meryl and Octavia get their Oscars engraved at the Governors Ball
Backstage at the Oscars: Octavia, Meryl and others
Read earlier:
The Artist’ wins best picture; Streep takes home third career Oscar, 2/27/12
TV Review: Oscar’s wishful thinking, 2/27/12
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