Bryce Harper
(Richard Lipski/AP)
“That’s a clown question, bro.”
— Bryce Harper to some poor Canadian reporter.
“The greatest impersonation he does is that of a normal person.” — Elisabeth Moss on SNL star and ex-husband Fred Armisen.
“His hair will turn gray, like Jay Leno’s.” — Rod Blagojevich’s barber on his future in prison.
“I have no talent. I have nothing to offer.” — Playmate-turned-reality star Kendra Wilkinson.
Ted Nugent
(Gene J. Puskar/AP)
“I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”
— Ted Nugent’s dire rhetoric about Obama's reelection that got him a visit from the Secret Service.
“It doesn’t appear to be somewhere I’m actually wanted or respected.” — Axl Rose refusing his Hall of Fame induction.
“He is a jackass. But he’s talented.” — President Obama on Kanye West.
“The heavyweight champion of my life.” — Mitt Romney introducing his wife Ann.
“Well, I wasn’t trained.” — Ryan O’Neal on his lousy parenting skills.
Madonna
(Kyle Gustafson for The Washington Post)
“Ooh, Papa’s gained a little weight!”
— Martin Short to a man he thought was a friend but turned out to be David Axelrod.
“Happy father’s day — or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law’s day. ” — Woody and Mia’s kid Ronan Farrow on Twitter.
“We have a black Muslim in the White House, okay?” — Madonna’s ironic shout-out to President Obama during a Verizon Center show.
“Kinda like my dating life.” — Wendy Rieger on the ups and downs of Hurricane Sandy.
See also:
The Reliable Source Persons of the Year for 2012
The Reliable Source Year in Controversies
The Reliable Source Year in Love: It’s Complicated
Earlier in Reliable Source:
White House Christmas shopping; Sam Donaldson; Romney Christmas card; Taft Bridge lions
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