“I’m just glad they didn’t find the bodies. That would have been bad.”
– Parker Bagley, former “Pretty Little Liars” star, joking to reporters outside the court where he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor larceny for robbing a friend of jewelry and electronics. (Parker, never joke to reporters outside the court where you’ve just pleaded guilty to larceny.) The actor — who got replaced by another guy quickly into the hit show’s run — had faced seven years in prison on a heavier charge, instead will just have to pay the friend back, reports AP.