Kim Kardashian divorce; Nick Lachey; Eddie Kaye Thomas

April 19, 2013

Brief news from elsewhere:

The former Mr. and Mrs. Kris Humphries, in happier times. (Evan Agostini / AP)

– Ladies and gentleman, we have just been informed that the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries is now over, 536 days after it began. We repeat: It is now over. A Los Angeles judge on Friday approved a divorce settlement, the terms of which were not released — though it seems it was more along the lines of the traditional divorce she wanted, not the annulment he was petitioning for. Anyway: Over. You may now resume your regular activities. (AP)

– In unrelated Kardashinews, maybe Humphries should have deposed Nick Lachey? The singer recalls a long-ago date with the future reality star that helped launched her to fame: “We went to a movie. . . Somehow, mysteriously, when we left, there were 30 photographers waiting outside. There are certain ways to play this game, and some people play it well.” (Details)

– You’d think that if you had enough money from those “American Pie” movies to own a nice place in the Hollywood Hills, maybe you could find a date for the evening who wouldn’t, you know, refuse to leave the next day, to the extent that the cops get involved. (L.A. Times)

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