John McCain thinks strippers will do just fine without dollar bills

July 25, 2013
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“Then I hope that they could obtain larger denominations.”

 

— Sen. John McCain when challenged by The Hill newspaper on whether his legislation that would abolish paper dollar bills in favor of a $1 coin would hurt exotic dancers — because, as some strip club owners have warned, you can’t stuff a coin into a g-string, can you? The Arizona Republican declined to elaborate further, other than merrily shouting, “Fives, tens, one hundreds!” (Read the full Hill story: McCain: $1 coin could lead to bigger tips for strippers)

 

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