It's the Reliable Source's ninth annual guide to dazzling friends and family with your Beltway prowess.
The annual event is focused on helping VIPs live their standup-comedy dreams.
In tweets and instagrams, stars urge peace, express disbelief.
Gobblers, charity and Marion Brown remembrances filled out the end of the week.
"Marion Barry was a great man," Rock said. "He lived a great life. He lived a colorful life."
The Iraq War veteran and double amputee announced the birth of her daughter on Thursday.
The Library of Congress honored Billy Joel with the Gershwin Prize for Popular Song at at the DAR Constitution Hall Wednesday night.
Never for get Sen. Edison Davis. Never.
Some of the antiques slated for auction this week are simply obsolete.
Guests were impressed with the pageant winner at a private D.C. luncheon held in Kazantsev's honor on Monday.