UP: Egyptian body count.
DOWN: Egyptian democracy.
UP: Quantity of President Obama’s speeches.
DOWN: Quality of President Obama’s speeches.
UP: Getting off the sinking Anthony Weiner ship.
DOWN: Democrats’ tolerance for the Weiner circus.
UP: Huma Abedin’s similarity to Lady Macbeth.
DOWN: Huma Abedin’s similarity to Joan of Arc.
UP: Obamacare problems.
DOWN: Logic in GOP’s scheme to defund Obamacare.
UP: Obama acting like he hasn’t been president since 2009.
DOWN: Obama’s poll numbers.
UP: L.A. Dodgers
DOWN: N.Y. Yankees
UP: Jihadis in Syria.
DOWN: Signs of any U.S. policy on Syria.