Snooki’s advice for Kate on new motherhood

July 12, 2013

Everyone wants to give new-parents-to-be advice. Friends. Family. Snooki.

The reality TV princess herself took a moment to pen a letter of advice to Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, who is currently—as the world knows—awaiting the arrival of her first child.

Polizzi, who had previously advised the expectant Kate to “enjoy your pregnancy and be excited,” focused her advice now on how to enjoy the first few days with a new baby.

“In the beginning, right when you take your royal golden nugget home to the castle is the most exciting experience of your life. I couldn’t wait to wake up in the middle of the night to take care of my little prince Lorenzo. But that lasts for about a few days. Then it’s like, ‘I love you but OMG stop crying! I’m exhausted,’” Polizzi wrote.

Nicole Snooki Polizzi (Photo by Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images for The Trevor Project)
Nicole Snooki Polizzi (Photo by Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images for The Trevor Project)

Polizzi also advised Kate to sing to her baby, as her own baby calms right down when she sings to him and stares at her like “he’s in love”,” or “he’s just trying to tell me to shut the hell up because I can’t sing.” But Polizzi was sure that the Duchess could have anyone over to sing for the little one, including Sir Elton John.

And though Kate might become overwhelmed with the stress of raising the monarch-to-be Polizzi assures her that she will get over the lack of sleep. Says Snooki: “Just do your makeup, put a tiara on, and you’ll look beautiful as usual.”

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