Good morning. I know it sounds crazy with the bright sunshine outside, but there’s a coastal flood warning out today. At least seven people were rescued from local waterways this weekend (not to mention 20 Boy Scouts this morning). Amaze your friends with your knowledge: High tide at the Key Bridge today is 9:03 a.m. and 9:38 p.m.
It’s not as easy if you’re an Orthodox Jew looking for love on this Passover. There’s a matchmaking crisis in that small community.
To judge from our breaking news blog, it was yet another murderous weekend in the DMV. I hate to load readers up with crime and violence first thing in the morning, but we do have more information about the Lululemon slaying that shocked Bethesda a few weeks ago.
No more delays, taxes are due tonight. (Mine? Filed, refunded and spent.)