Or maybe it’s just me.
As he launches The Post’s first Squirrel Week, Kelly will answer your burning questions — Where did all these squirrels come from? — and share readers’ love-hate experiences with these pesky nut-gatherers.
Follow Kelly through the world’s squirrel stomping grounds: America’s Great Plains, Southeast Asia’s jungles, western Africa, and, of course, Washington, home to the black squirrel.
And don’t forget to share your own squirrel stories in the comments below, upload your photos to our user gallery, and tweet us using #DCSquirrelWeek.