
We had so much fun with our D.C.-themed Valentine’s Day one-liners last year that we decided to bring it back.
Our randomizer includes timeless classics like: “You traveled to my Beltway at record speed,” and “I promise to stick by you like that red intern badge.” But we welcome new additions that take advantage of the past year’s news, local shenanigans, and more. Suggest your own D.C.-themed one-liner in the comments below or on Twitter using #OnLove.






















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