News quickly spread Tuesday that Anthony Weiner had allegedly used the pseudonym "Carlos Danger" while conducting an online relationship with a woman.
The ridiculous nom de plume was kibble for Twitter users, who have spent much of the last 24 hours attempting to top each other for the best/funniest Carlos Danger tweet.
Here's a sampling of the best:
"Carlos Danger" is an anagram for "Scandal Roger." Also, "Cradle Groans." Just putting that out there.
— Matthew Keys (@MatthewKeysLive) July 23, 2013
Woke up to tweets about 'Carlos Danger' and I have never been this entertained since they cancelled Dateline's To Catch A Predator — Syafiqah Hamid (@SyafHamid) July 24, 2013
Somewhere Michael Vick is saying, "See? Ron Mexico wasn't so dumb after all? Better than Carlos Danger." — Angrygeek (@Angriestgeek) July 24, 2013
"I don't get no resext at all" -- Carlos Dangerfield — John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) July 24, 2013
First photo of a "Carlos Danger!" mayoral yard sign gets $10. — RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) July 23, 2013
"Shirtless Geraldo IS Carlos Danger. This fall." — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) July 24, 2013
The saddest part about this new Anthony Wiener scandal is George Zimmerman was in the process of legally changing his name to Carlos Danger.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 23, 2013
Instead of Carlos Danger, Anthony Weiner may want to try other pseudonyms. "Antonio Estupido" for example. http://t.co/lOYzObhMGn”
— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) July 23, 2013
Right now Samuel L. Jackson is in Anthony Weiner's apartment, telling "Carlos Danger" about the Avengers Initiative. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 23, 2013
— John Dickerson (@jdickerson) July 24, 2013
If you get a text from Carlos Danger, DON'T LOOK. MT @PaulBegala: So been off the grid, fishing for salmon in Alaska. Did I miss anything?
— Harold Cook (@HCookAustin) July 24, 2013
I hope New Yorkers mount a write-in campaign for Carlos Danger.
— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) July 24, 2013
Seems to me that Edward Snowden would have worn the name "Carlos Danger" better than Anthony Weiner. — Mr Media Training (@MrMediaTraining) July 24, 2013
[He pulls out Carlos Danger hand puppet] "But I do!" RT @AaronBlakeWP Weiner on Carlos Danger: ‘I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About’
— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) July 24, 2013
Danger? My middle NAME is Carlos.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 23, 2013
Not looking forward to the release of Carlos Danger's Blurred Lines video.
— emilynussbaum (@emilynussbaum) July 23, 2013