"No. 7: Our cafeteria chef created the original 'House salad.'"
No. 5: "John McCain can get back to playing poker on his iPhone."
"Number five: Will it cover injuries caused by twerking?"
"You know that if I did know, I wouldn't tell you."
"Number two: By now you've seen and evaluated my underpants photo."
"Hey Putin, you think Brady will win you a ring this year?"
"Number three: Someone has to win back our $17 trillion."
"As long as you don't ban Cheez-Its. Cheez-Its are okay. That's my addiction."
"Number three: Belize Navidad."