Why he probably shouldn't run for president again.
Here's a kid who really knows his presidential history.
"A globe game of hide-and-seek. Why did we agree to count all the way to a hundred?"
What the NSA has in common with M. Night Shyamalan.
"I guess that makes sense. The president's whole NSA excuse of 'we only spy on foreigners' doesn't play so well with, what's the word, oh, foreigners."
Why is the Senate's immigration bill so long?
He's just waiting on that Ryan Gosling bump.
"So the lesson here: If you don't want the government watching you, go on MySpace."